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kangaroo: i love girls with red hair, gonna give her a kiss
kangaroo: I love girls with red hair. I’m going to give her a kiss.
I accepted the kangaroo’s kiss, but it seems he actually was just smelling how many days I hadn’t washed my hair for! Ha!
This time around, the only zoo I went to was Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary (https://www.cws.org.au).
I somehow picked a 35 degrees Celsius super hot day to go to the zoo. At the zoo, there was a stereotypical Chinese woman and she was covered from head to toe with a hat, heavy clothes, a mask and even had an umbrella with her. UNDER THIS 35 DEGREE BLAZING HOT SUN!!!
I was wondering how didn’t have a heat-stroke?
This is the entire map of the zoo. The map makes it seem great, but actually it’s not.
I thought was an ordinary zoo before I got in, but there weren’t any lions, monkeys, elephants, giraffes or platypuses; only tons of koalas, kangaroos and birds. As soon as I saw the koalas, I couldn’t help but get really excited. Then something came into my thoughts, an American friend once told me he hates koala so much because they sleep 21 hours a day and besides that, all they do is eat and have sex. Moreover, the Gallie leaf is not good for koalas, but they still eat it because they are dumb.
But koalas are so adorable! I was pretty surprised to see them jump from trees to trees (although the trees were only about 30 centimeters apart).
I spent like 10 minutes just staring at those little cuties. My friend became impatient so we finally left lol.
They look pretty dumb but I can’t help to think that they are also adorable!
There were birds everywhere in the park. We saw a peacock hanging around the shops area. It was the first time for me to see a peacock spread it’s tail feathers right in front of me. At the moment I was about to take a nice photo of the peacock, he turned away. What a mean peacock…probably I am not attractive enough for him to want to spread his tail.
After the evil peacock spread his tail…
Here I want to introduce you guys to the cutest animal in the world and people barely know it: the Quokka.
They are the happiest animal in the world. Well, at least they look like it.
Quokkas can be found on some smaller islands off the coast of western Austalia, in particular on Rottnest Island just off Perth and Bald Island.
Even most of Australian people do not know what a quokka is.
The very first thing I did here was check to see if they have quokkas, and YES they have them!!!!
I was super excited! I couldn’t wait to see my cuties, but my friend insisted to see the bird show first…
The show was basically many birds flying around. There were three staff members. Each one had food in their hand and they called the bird’s names and showed them the food to get their attention. When the birds saw the food, they would fly to the staff, so they made it seem like the birds were flying in a triangle above the audience.
Some of the parrots were gorgeous.
After the bird show, we finally headed to see quokkas. It took me about five minutes to find one quokka, because they usually hide somewhere. After looking for five minutes, I finally found one sleeping next to a thick patch of grass.
When he became aware that I was staring at him, he quietly moved into the grass….
I found another one after a few minutes. He was about to go back to his home, so I took out my camera, but his ass was facing me the entire time and was none stop eating. Ugh.
I was hoping I could get a nice selfie with my favorite quokka!!!
After ten more minutes, my friend told me the bird probably wouldn’t come out anytime soon. We could see from his big fat ass that he ate a lot and probably eats and sleeps all of the time lol.
You can see his fat ass and a bit of his tiny face (face on the left side).
This is my dream selfie. I didn’t clearly see his face, so I can only photoshop it by myself.
How adorable is it? That piece of cheese seems like the most delicious food in the world.
Well, this photo tells us, the angle is very important. Just like how there are tons of famous girls on instagram because they have some amazing photographers or a boyfriend who has amazing skills at taking photos. Because of that, they can get so many followers. It’s no offense. I do believe there are some really good looking girls too, lmao.
We went to see kangaroo afterwards. It was like a kangaroo paradise. Kangaroos were just laying around everywhere. They let us touch them, feed them and even take selfies with them.
While I was taking a selfie with one of the kangaroos, there was a little Chinese boy trying to feed them.
Chinese boy: What’s up? I just asked my mom to buy some kangaroo food for you. (He puts the food on his hand and tries to feed them.)
The kangaroo was lazily lying there and scratching himself. He did not even open his eyes to look at the food or the boy.
Chinese boy: What a mean kangaroo. He doesn’t even give a shit about me or the food.
The kangaroo just turned his head to the other side.
Obviously, the kangaroos have a comfortable life in here. It’s very peaceful and different from the videos we see on facebook where they have eight packs and attack windows or fight with each other on the street.
We love assuming all kangaroos are like that.
It was totally worth it to come here. We had lots of fun.
After all, I need to share a terrible photo I took in the wildlife. It took me 20ish Australian Dollars, but as a tourist, this is a must do for me lol.
My face looked terrible so I had to photoshop it by myself, but trust me, this is WAY better than the original one…
After that, I was in Sydney hanging out with a few Australians and I told them I had a photo with me holding a koala. One guy said, “Oh, but koala’s butts may have diseases and bacteria. You didn’t touch it, did you?”
Me: hahahaha…..No, I did not…
Well actually, of course I did. The koala even thought I was a tree!